16 miles up a pigs arse

another dodgy tattoo

2005-10-18T16:24:28+02:00

would you "wear" it

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found this, tres amusant

2005-10-17T12:06:31+02:00

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Going to be a tad busy

2005-10-17T11:55:19+02:00

Hi all,
Favourite things at the moment

1. The smell of baking bread.
2. Looking forward to a move to the country.
3. Green.

I’m not going to be around very much for the next 5 weeks or so as there’s a shitload of work to do.

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I'll leave you with this

2005-10-14T16:36:46+02:00

Have a great weekend all

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do you really want to be photographed doing that

2005-10-14T16:17:25+02:00

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sorry I'm late today

2005-10-14T15:37:37+02:00

Hi all,
Favourite things at the moment

1. Last nights dinner
2. The smell of soya sauce
3. The sound of crisp leaves underfoot

busy busy

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Bet you didn't know.....

2005-10-13T16:35:22+02:00

......Hitler could play the banjo

click here for more

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what on earth.....

2005-10-13T15:36:25+02:00

.........is all this about

anyone ?

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rather apt

2005-10-13T14:09:14+02:00

considering all the rain we've been having

Which way to the subway ?

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another extreme sport

2005-10-13T12:54:02+02:00

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title-231993

2005-10-13T12:22:14+02:00

Hi all
Favourite things at the moment

1. Tipex
2. wishing I was somewhere else
3. The smell of roasting chestnuts

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other uses for your mobile phone

2005-10-12T15:15:28+02:00

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extreme sports

2005-10-12T13:01:37+02:00

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an e bay item

2005-10-12T12:40:39+02:00

the dogs bollocks

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scarf weather

2005-10-12T11:04:11+02:00

Hi all,
Favourite things at the moment

1. Halogen lighting
2. The smell of beeswax furniture polish
3. My warm woolen scarf

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What to do when your tumble dryer breaks down

2005-10-11T13:23:24+02:00

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Play this.....

2005-10-11T12:37:15+02:00

.....celebrity twosome quiz

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Sausage time

2005-10-11T10:28:56+02:00

Hi all,
Favourite things at the moment

1. Being back at home
2. The smell of sausages sizzling
3. No flies around

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a sign

2005-10-10T15:16:36+02:00

It actualy means "Beware one of these could be your child"

Although I prefer what you can actualy see

"warning dead shoeless children"

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Sacre bleu,

2005-10-10T13:50:40+02:00

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Ooh la vache

2005-10-10T12:12:44+02:00

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Lundi, Lundi,Lundi !!

2005-10-10T11:41:03+02:00

Hi all,

Or should that be, bonjour mes amis
A bit of a French feel to my blogs today orhee orr ehorr

Favourite things at the moment,

1. French Onion soup.
2. The flea market (somewhere in a backstreet) , Paris
3. The smell of the inside of the pompidou center.

Oh and another thing
I’ve never seen so much dog shit in one weekend.
(not that I was looking)

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Inappropriate use of powertools

2005-10-07T15:22:24+02:00

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another photo

2005-10-07T12:30:47+02:00

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a photo I found

2005-10-07T10:44:12+02:00

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Take alook at this

2005-10-07T09:04:51+02:00

can you see whats wrong with the picture

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today

2005-10-07T09:00:40+02:00

Hi all,
Favourite things at the moment

1. Fridays
2. The smell of new tyres
3. Oatcakes with bacon and cheese filling

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Just thought I'd share this with you

2005-10-06T17:20:41+02:00

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Off to Paris...

2005-10-06T15:25:55+02:00

....for the weekend, leaving tomorrow afternoon on the Eurostar
just brushin up on me French with these little snipits. Always of use in l'Hexagon

"Would you stop spitting on me while you're talking!"

"Voulez-vous cesser de me cracher dessus pendant que vous parlez!"
(voo - lay voo se - say de me cra - shay de - su pen - dan que voo parl - ay)

"You've got a face that would blow off manhole covers"

"T'as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d'egouts!"
(ta zoon tait a fair saw - teh leh plahk de - goo)

"Are you drunk?"

"Est-ce que vous êtes ivre?"
(es - ke voo zet eevr)

"You have a chive on your tooth."

"Vous avez de la ciboulette sur votre dent"
(voo za - vay de la see - boo - let ser votr den)

"You're a complete moron"

"Tu es completement debile"
(tu eh com - plet - e - men de - beel)

"As a child, was your cradle rocked too close to the wall?"

"On t'a bercé trop près du mur?"
(on ta ber - say troa pray du mer)

"Idiot", "Fool", "Cretin", "Imbecile"

"Idiot", "Fou", "Cretin", "Imbecile"
(ee - dee - o, foo, cre - tin, Im - be - seel)

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For Mr Sheepman

2005-10-06T13:25:14+02:00

did you know......

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

Bet you’re glad you don’t chew your toenails !!

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