]]>1. The smell of baking bread.
2. Looking forward to a move to the country.
3. Green.
I’m not going to be around very much for the next 5 weeks or so as there’s a shitload of work to do.
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Have a great weekend all
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]]>1. Last nights dinner
2. The smell of soya sauce
3. The sound of crisp leaves underfoot
busy busy
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anyone ?
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]]>1. Tipex
2. wishing I was somewhere else
3. The smell of roasting chestnuts
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]]>1. Halogen lighting
2. The smell of beeswax furniture polish
3. My warm woolen scarf
]]>1. Being back at home
2. The smell of sausages sizzling
3. No flies around
It actualy means "Beware one of these could be your child"
Although I prefer what you can actualy see
"warning dead shoeless children"
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]]>Or should that be, bonjour mes amis
A bit of a French feel to my blogs today orhee orr ehorr
Favourite things at the moment,
1. French Onion soup.
2. The flea market (somewhere in a backstreet) , Paris
3. The smell of the inside of the pompidou center.
Oh and another thing
I’ve never seen so much dog shit in one weekend.
(not that I was looking)
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]]>1. Fridays
2. The smell of new tyres
3. Oatcakes with bacon and cheese filling
]]>"Would you stop spitting on me while you're talking!"
"Voulez-vous cesser de me cracher dessus pendant que vous parlez!"
(voo - lay voo se - say de me cra - shay de - su pen - dan que voo parl - ay)
"You've got a face that would blow off manhole covers"
"T'as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d'egouts!"
(ta zoon tait a fair saw - teh leh plahk de - goo)
"Are you drunk?"
"Est-ce que vous êtes ivre?"
(es - ke voo zet eevr)
"You have a chive on your tooth."
"Vous avez de la ciboulette sur votre dent"
(voo za - vay de la see - boo - let ser votr den)
"You're a complete moron"
"Tu es completement debile"
(tu eh com - plet - e - men de - beel)
"As a child, was your cradle rocked too close to the wall?"
"On t'a bercé trop près du mur?"
(on ta ber - say troa pray du mer)
"Idiot", "Fool", "Cretin", "Imbecile"
"Idiot", "Fou", "Cretin", "Imbecile"
(ee - dee - o, foo, cre - tin, Im - be - seel)
Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.
Bet you’re glad you don’t chew your toenails !!
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